BED TIME JOKE !

BED TIME JOKE!!!

  A girl was with her

father when she

saw her boyfriend

coming

 GIRL: Have you come

to collect your book

titled "DADDY IS AT

HOME?" by Ngozi

Okafor

 BOY: No, I want that

your hymn book

called "WHERE

SHOULD I WAIT FOR

YOU?"

 GIRL: I don't have

that one but maybe 

you should take

the other one titled

"UNDER THE MANGO

TREE" by

Chimamanda Adichie

 BOY: Fine, but don't

forget to bring " IN 5

MINUTES" written by James Mclurkin,while

coming

 GIRL: I will also bring

you a new one too

titled"I WON'T LET

YOU DOWN" by

Chinua Achebe

Then;

 DAD: Those books

are too many, will

he read them all

 GIRL: Yes dad, he is

very smart &

intelligent

  DAD: If that is d case, let me contribute to his knowledge. Give him my novel I put on the table

titled "DANGEROUS TACTICS " by

Shakespeare! And

also the one on the

dinning table titled

"DIE IF YOU STEP OUT"

by Wole Soyinka

 GIRL: Thank you Dad

She then picks her phone and calls her boyfriend

 GIRL: Hello, I forgot to tell u that I will add 3 new books to the collections. I will bring.

CLEVER OLD MAN by Camara Laye; 

FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN by Pastor Olukoya and another one titled 'DEADLY APPOINTMENT CANCELLED by Femi Falana

 DAD: Pls go inside and bring the Yoruba novel on my bed titled "ORI YO E' by D.O. Fagunwa

 GIRL: What about the one written by J.F. Odunjo tittled- "AGBA WA BURA..."

DAD: No I've read that one. You can pick 'IWO LO MO'  by Lere Paimo.  Next week I will buy

 ' JUST STAY INDOOR TILL DAWN by Cypran Ekwensi

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